How to Con your Kid 1.1

About this app:

âºâºâºItâs the sneakiest, most useful parenting guide youâll ever readâââ

Based on the acclaimed parenting guide from Quirk Books, How to Con Your Kid is the app your children donât want you to own! Itâs the sneakiest, most useful parenting guide youâll ever read. Filled with hundreds of tips, techniques, and simple scams for getting your child to behave exactly how you want, anywhere, anytimeâat mealtime, bedtime, bathtime, and bey ond.

How to Con Your Kid serves up easy, creative suggestions for tackling some of the toughest parenting tasks, like convincing your child to:
â¢ go to sleep
â¢ take a bath
â¢ stop throwing a tantrum
â¢ visit the doctor
â¢ talk quietly
â¢ share with others
â¢ behave in public
â¢ sit still
â¢ clean up
â¢ turn off the TV
â¢ take an airplane trip
â¢ leave their clothes on (Weâve all been there!)
â¢ And many more insider tricks of the trade!

Youâll learn classic techniques to make your child feel like theyâre in control, when in reality youâre pulling the strings. Youâll turn dreaded activities into fun and games. Youâll master the art of misdirection and gain time-honored skills for bending your kid to your will. And with the CONtribute feature, youâll find helpful tips and insights from other parentsâand can even share your own parental wisdom!

This is the app that gives you the know-how and the street smarts to beat your children at the only game theyâre better at than you areâbeing children.

Face it, itâs us or them. With How to Con Your Kid, youâll make sure that itâs usâand that they donât ever realize it!...
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